希望哪位大侠帮我把下面一段话翻译成英文，在线翻译我觉得有语法错误。急！急！
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1. Niu to learn English translation of the article
English classes, the teacher asked Niu: "HOW ARE YOU What does it mean?"
Niu like: HOW is the "how", ARE is "yes", YOU are "you" and then answered: "how are you?"
Surprised teacher was soon asked: "HOW OLD ARE YOU What does it mean?"
Niu immediately answered: how do you keep? "
The teacher textbooks appear immediately on a blood red!!
2. Niu's got it wrong to learn English papers
Niu in a bus, be careful not to step on the other foot foreigner, Niu said very politely: I AM SORRY!
Foreigners also have very good: I AM SORRY TOO!
A Niu, how? That foreigners do and I count more than! I am afraid he is not. Retaliate Road, then: I AM SORRY THREE!
That a foreigner, some confused: WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
Niu imagined back on the last sentence: I AM SORRY FIVE.
Niu triumphantly, that foreigners collapsed to the ground, has been unconscious!
3. Niu to learn English to work on the chapter
Niu's hard to learn English in the next progress soon. For some of the English language is under control in the habit. Soon to seek a very good company to work. One day, Niu called Secretary of the documents referred to the boss: "The report The boss, next month, a group of European orders, I think companies need to send people to deal with you. "Boss in the back of official documents signed:" GO A HEAD! "Niu received, immediately instructed subordinates buy air tickets, travel to, While finishing his luggage. Provisional starting that day, Secretary of the block down.
Secretary: Are you going to do?
Niu: At a meeting of the European ah!
Secretary: the boss agreed to it?
Niu: not the boss said to me, "GO AHEAD" it?
Secretary: to the company for so long, you do not know the owner of the English language it? Boss means: "to turn back!"
4. Niu times smaller, at home to open a restaurant at home. Niu is an excellent small greeter. One day, a foreign friend came to the restaurant to eat, because not very familiar with the Chinese eat, be careful not to a bowl Broke. That foreigners do not quite understand the Chinese, English had to explain to Niu. Niu which at that time Hou understand ah! Hear straight frown. Li Wu came from cattle at this time my father's voice: "What happened?"
Niu quickly replied: "hit the bowl!"
A foreigner, "ONE DOLLAR?" He thought it was necessary to compensation for a dollar, Qu Tao hand on the wallet.
Niu Li Wu from the father, asked: "Who?"
A foreigner, well, how they become "THREE DOLLAR", but do not think it is acceptable, ready to pay for it!
Niu, pointing to a foreigner, said: "He's playing!"
A foreigner, not good, "TEN DOLLAR" It also rose to about ten dollars, how it got scared quickly running out!!
5. Niu opened a grocery store one day a foreigner to buy a pen, Niu said: "Pen", Niu holding a basin to the foreigners, the foreigners said, shaking his head: "No No".'s Angry Niu said: " This basin does not leak!. "Niu said that only foreigners:" Good-Bye ", Niu Niu is to say:" You only weird! "
These are to be translated.
I hope that the errant shot saved, I do slide, so they need the Chinese and English, tomorrow will be spent this slide. On-line, and so I hope that you hurry up and help me, thank Dae self! ! ! Grateful! ! !
But regarding puzzles the feminine health the abnormal menstruation this common ill sickness, the utilization nutritional therapy effect is more remarkable. This paper first elaborated anything is the abnormal menstruation and the minute, then has introduced the malpractice which the recuperation abnormal menstruation's commonly used method exists, from draws out nutritional therapy recuperation abnormal menstruation this method, finally through the document row confirmed that this method is effective, also hoped that more people can recuperate ill using the nutritional therapy sickness, from achieves the true health.
借鉴```
Because the modern people working pressure, the life pressure, the pressure are oversized, causes the people to take own health more and more, but treats disease using chemistry medicine, recuperates ill sickness existence certain side effect. But maintains the healthy body and spirit the method chooses, the people “return the nature” returns returns to original condition the psychology to be getting more and more intense plain. Under this idea, I even more advocated that promotes the health using the nutritional therapy this green therapy, maintains the health
But regarding puzzles the feminine health the abnormal menstruation this common ill sickness, the utilization nutritional therapy effect is more remarkable. This paper first elaborated anything is the abnormal menstruation and the minute, then has introduced the malpractice which the recuperation abnormal menstruation's commonly used method exists, from draws out nutritional therapy recuperation abnormal menstruation this method, finally through the document row confirmed that this method is effective, also hoped that more people can recuperate ill using the nutritional therapy sickness, from achieves the true health.
。。。都工具翻译的
Because modern people working pressure, life pressure, spiritual
pressure oversized, causes the people more and more to take own
health, but treats the disease using chemistry medicine, recuperates
the ill sickness existence certain side effect. But maintains the
healthy body and spirit the method to choose, the people "return the
nature" returns plain returns to original condition the psychology to
be more and more intense. Under this idea, I even more advocated
promotes the health using the nutritional therapy this green therapy,
maintains the health. But regarding puzzles the feminine health
月经不调 this common ill sickness, the utilization nutritional
therapy effect is more remarkable. This paper first elaborated any is
月经不调 and its the minute, the malpractice which then introduced
has recuperated 月经不调 the commonly used method exists, thus
drew out the nutritional therapy to recuperate 月经不调 this
method, finally through the document row confirmed this method was
effective, also hoped more people could recuperate ill using the
nutritional therapy sickness, thus achieved the true health.
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