请大家帮帮忙，帮我把下面那段话翻译成英语一下吧。谢谢！！~
我很抱歉。我通常不会关注我不感兴趣的事物，而且我大学期间忙于自己的学业，也没有出去多走走，多看看。顺便说一下，我在大学期间也没谈恋爱。所以没有什么事情让我印象特别深刻。
I'm sorry. I don't usually focus on things I'm not interested in. And I was busy studying in college, so I didn't have much time to go out and have a look. By the way, I didn't have a relationship then. So nothing made me impressed.
仰天只影，临风孤立。日落暮云低可见，残阳如血现端倪。
划策刻谋，悉心利计，难将纷争避。刀剑为章，话此一刻缘起。
临风只影，愀然孤立。日落颜容戚身隐，残阳窃窃掩杀意。
划策刻谋，悉心用计，独将纷争惕。笙箫如剪，斩缘不断难理。
运帷幄，取而代之替；掌乾坤，覆手皆叱奚。
窥天机，颠伦常，难释逆。
笑无端，若有所指，疑苦难言。
补漏已迟，凄恨世，绝靡计，不施匿迹。
这样的话就不用翻译了吧。
（大意：形单影只地望着天空，迎着晚风伫立。可望见天边低处的落日和晚霞，夕阳血红，似乎预示着什么。用尽心机，想尽办法，还是没能避免这场纷争。若把刀剑比作文字，那么此时应是故事的开端了。后文略）
就翻这些了。。。其实我觉得断了句就不用翻译了，字面应该能看懂的哈~
这是魔幻小说吧。。。。。
Henceforth, we will happy together and slowly old.
We hold the wedding chapel, it is a sacred place, we should hand in front of the Lord make our commitment to each other.
Maybe, some unusual wedding.
I hope that appear in front of you is a perfect bride. The holy wedding will be like flowers bloom in my body.
We hope our wedding will be perfect. Let those who are with flowers and candy to show our happiness to others.
Together we weave the future life.
First, we look at the bridal chamber, need not big, want to be able to hold our happiness.
I want to put our family of clumsily wrapped up, I will let each place is very warm.
Wall lamp is our beautiful future life. We should like bees working together, refuels!
I want to be in this small kitchen, cooking for you have happiness taste of food.
We go to the honeymoon. We can go to the sea, with the wind blowing, enjoy the sun bathing, at the sunset together
Enjoy the night fell, the mystery and halcyon. When leisure, we can go to the park, in the park lane, we walked arm in arm slowly
Slowly, slowly, slowly.
This is our wedding.
Honey, we get married.
I'll love you forever! Never, never, never!
Dear, we get married.
Since then, we have to slowly grow old and happy together.
Our wedding chapel at it, it is a sacred place, we must hand in hand in front of the main promise of commitment to one another.
Perhaps the wedding ceremony will be somehow different.
I hope that day in front of you is one of the most perfect bride. That holy wedding will be like on me like a flower blooming.
We hope that our wedding would be perfect. Let those flowers, those candies are also displayed to others with the happiness of our bar.
We weave together the future of a better life bar.
First of all look at our new house it, do not need much, as long as our happiness can hold like.
I want our home dressed neat, I want every place is very warm.
Wall lights will be brilliant reflection of our future life. We should like to work together like a little bee with the hard work, refueling!
I would like in this small kitchen, you cook out the taste of happiness food.
Let's go honeymoon bar. We can go to the beach, feel the breeze along together to enjoy sun bathing, watching the sunset with the West
Down together to enjoy the beach the night of mystery and tranquility. His spare time, we can also go to parks, the small roads in the park, we are holding hands, slow
Slowly, slowly, slowly walking.
This is our wedding.
Dear, we get married.
I will always love you! Never, never, never!
Dear, we get married.
Since then, we have to slowly grow old and happy together.
Our wedding chapel at it, it is a sacred place, we must hand in hand in front of the main promise of commitment to one another.
Perhaps the wedding ceremony will be somehow different.
I hope that day in front of you is one of the most perfect bride. That holy wedding will be like on me like a flower blooming.
We hope that our wedding would be perfect. Let those flowers, those candies are also displayed to others with the happiness of our bar.
We weave together the future of a better life bar.
First of all look at our new house it, do not need much, as long as our happiness can hold like.
I want our home dressed neat, I want every place is very warm.
Wall lights will be brilliant reflection of our future life. We should like to work together like a little bee with the hard work, refueling!
I would like in this small kitchen, you cook out the taste of happiness food.
Let's go honeymoon bar. We can go to the beach, feel the breeze along together to enjoy sun bathing, watching the sunset with the West
Down together to enjoy the beach the night of mystery and tranquility. His spare time, we can also go to parks, the small roads in the park, we are holding hands, slow
Slowly, slowly, slowly walking.
This is our wedding.
Dear, we get married.
I will always love you! Never, never, never! ← ---- end
Once again, thank you! ~
My dear,let us get marry together.
From now on,we will be together and slowly old together.
Let us have our marriage in the church,that is a sacre place,let us hold our hand and make our promise in front of Jesus.Maybe the marriagement will be different than the other.
I hope that day,your bride will apperance in front of you perfectly.I hope that our marriagement will be be perfect.Let those flowers,those candy also help us show out our happieness.Let us create a beautiful future life.
First,let look at our new house,it dont have to be too big,as long as it can keep our happieness then it is enough.I want to make our home really beautiful,I want to make the every place feel warm.The lights on the wall will gonna have the picture of our future.Let us like the bees,working together,Come on!I want this little kicthen help you cook out a meal that contain your love.
Let us go honeymoon together.We can go to the beach,feel the winds in the air,let the sun shine at us,let watch the dawn together,let look at the night of beach by secret and silently.If we feel boring,we can also go to the park,on the path of the road,let us hold our hands and walk slowly until the end.
And this is our marriagement.
My dear,let us get marry together.
I will love you forever!Forever!←————end
上面这篇文章好好笑呀，翻译软件的典型毛病。
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