谁是百度知道第一英语高手?
父亲有五个足球给他五个有趣(搞笑)的儿子.
一个蛋糕\一个派给你和我.
clothe 是动词, clothes 是名词复数.发音没什么区别. 一般语法题是cloth, clothes和clothing 三者区分:cloth, 布,抹布,发音为klɔθ; clothes是指很多衣服,不能理解为单数,永远都是复数,发音为kləʊðz; clothing是指衣服的总称,永远理解为单数,本身也不能加复数,发音为kləʊðɪŋ
音标很难输入啊............
Who is the first place ?
建议使用有道翻译,或谷歌翻译。
有道翻译链接:有道
谷歌翻译链接:谷歌
Howdy, folks.
——您好,大家好。
Welcome to my question which is meant to be more of a challenge. I call it the “English Mastery Contest” where I would like you guys to compete by demonstrating your command of English.
——欢迎你参加我的更具挑战性的问题。我把它称作“英语知识竞赛”,我希望你们这些不同性别的人在这次竞赛中以证明自己对英语的掌握程度来参加比赛。
My name is Julian. I love speaking English. I came to Baidu Answers and found that the English section was dull. People are mostly concerned with tests, homework assignments, or translation tasks on a job. While I don’t deny the importance to help in those directions, I feel the need to spice things up a little bit and have some fun.
——我叫朱莉安(Julian),我喜欢讲英语。我来到“百度回答”发现英语区死气沉沉。人们多数关心考试、家庭课外作业或工作方面的翻译活儿。在不否认于那些方面给予帮助的重要性的同时,我觉得有必要让气氛活跃起来一些并带有趣味性。
That’s why I devised this contest. I want to pull together all the excellent English speakers we have at Baidu, and, if possible, rank them. I know it’s an audacious and arrogant attempt. But if nobody’s doing it, I might as well just do it.
——这就是我为什么设计了本次竞赛。我希望能让所有我们这些在百度的英语口语出色的人齐心协力,如果有可能,把这些人一一分出等级。我知道这是一个大胆且狂妄的尝试。但是,如果没有人做着方面的事情,我也会自己坚持下去。
So here’s the deal. It is a transcribing contest. You will listen to a 4-minute talk and transcribe as much as you can. Listen now at http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/tbP-sTcme_k/
——这里就是这次活动。这是一个转述比赛。你回听到四分钟的谈话然后在尽你所能把它转述下来。请马上登录http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/tbP-sTcme_k/ 听这段谈话。
I will evaluate and give a score to each transcription. Response time will also be considered, since those who answer later have the obvious advantage of learning from previous answers. The first person to get a perfect score will be rewarded with the Baidu coins. All contestants will be ranked according to their performance and time of response.
——我会对每一个转述给出评价并打分。鉴于后回答的人回答时间也要考虑范围比先前回答的人咋有明显的优势,回答先后也要考虑。得到优秀的最先回答的让人将会以百度币(财富值)给予奖励。
Finally, although all of this grew out of sheer personal interest (or rather, boredom), I hope it would be entertaining for you, too. After all, you read my post thus far because you like English, right?
——最后,虽然所有这些完全处于个人兴趣(或者说是无聊),但是我希望它也会给你带来乐趣。毕竟,因为你喜欢英语,你就此而言读了我的布告。
Looking forward to questions, answers, and comments.
——期盼您的提问、回答和评论。
Julian, a playful speaker of English as an additional language
——朱利安(Julian),一个以英语为补充的爱嬉戏的发言人。
(注:有些地方按汉语习惯进行了变通翻译)
Here's the thing. I never, never, never, never judge other parents now. I never do. I use to, but I never do. Like when you see a mother at McDonald or some places, if a toy store and then she just melting down on her kid. She's like "shut up, I hate you ugly." And people standing around going "Oh my goodness. She's a horrible mother." Well, guess what, those people aren't fucking parents. Cause any parents in that store are thinking, "what the shitty kid do to that poor women?", "That poor women, I wish I could help." Cause you don't know, men. You don't know. When you see a parent seems like to be negligent, it's like when you see a parent at McDonald with a kid, turn like..... I can't say this shit any more. Just like, collapse, and all the shopping bag are just thrown everywhere. and the kid is happy. The kid is eating French fries, and the kid ask questions like, "Mom mom, why is the sky blue?" and she said, "Just shut up and eat your French fries." and you think, "What a terrible mother. Why doesn't she answer her child? When I have a child, I will answer all of their questions, and open their mind to the wonders of the world." Well, guess what, you don't know what the you are talking about. You can't answer a kid's questions, they don't accept any answers. A kid never goes, "oh, thanks. I get it." They fucking never say that. They just coming, more questions, why, why, why, until you don't who the fuck you were at the end of the conversation. It's insane deconstruction. It's ama.... (amazing).
This's my daughter the other day. She's like, "Papa, why can't we go outside?"
"Well, cause it's rainy."
"Why?"
"Well, water coming out of the sky."
"Why?"
"Because it was in a cloud."
"Why?"
"Well, clouds formed when there's vapor."
"Why?"
"I don't know. I don't it's, any more things. Those are all the things I know."
"Why?"
"Cause I'm stupid. Ok? I'm stupid."
"Why?"
"Well, because I didn't pay attention to school. Ok? I went to school, but I didn't listen in class."
"Why?"
"Cause I was high all the time. I smoked too much pot."
"Why?"
"Cause my parents gave no guidance. They didn't give a shit."
"Why?"
"Cause they fucked in a car and had me, and they resented me for taking their youth."
"Why?"
"Cause they had bad morals, they just had no compass."
"Why?"
"Cause they had shitty parents, just keep going like that. Cause fuck it, we are all alone in the universe. Nobody gives a shit about us."
I am gonna stop here to be polite to you for a second, but this go on for hours and hours, and it get so weird and abstract. and at the end, it's like "Why?"
"Well, because something are, and somethings are not."
"Why?"
"Well, because things are not can't be."
"Why?"
"Because they're nothing wouldn't be. You can't have fucking nothing isn't. Everything is."
"Why?"
"Cause if nothing wasn't, there will be fucking all kinds of shit that we don't like. Giant ass with top hat dancing around. There's no room for all that shit."
"Why?"
"Well, I will fuck you French fries, you little shit. God damn it."
Thank you very much, everybody. Good night. Thank you.
-End-
LOL, sooooo fun. Thanks for the opportunity.
Here's the thing. I never, never, never, never judge other parents now. I never do. I used to, but I never do. Like when you see a mother at McDonald or some places, as in a toy store and then she's just melting down on her kid. She's like "shutup, I hate you, you’re ugly." And people standing around going "Oh my goodness. She's a horrible mother." Well, guess what, those people aren't fucking parents. They don’t have kids. Cause any parents in that store were thinking, "what that shitty kid do to that poor woman?", "That poor woman, I wish I could help." Cause you don't know, men. You don't know. When you see a parent seems like to be negligent, it's like when you see a parent at McDonald with a kid, turn like..... I can't take this shit anymore.Just like collapse, and all those shopping bag are just thrown everywhere. and the kid is happy. The kid is eating French fries, and the kid ask questions like, "Mama, why is the sky blue?" and she said, "Just shut up and eat your French fries." and you think, "What a terrible mother. Why doesn't she answer her child? When I have a child, I will answer all of their questions, and open their mind to the wonders of the world."Well, guess what, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. You can't answer a kid's questions, they don't accept any answers. A kid never goes,"oh, thanks. I get it." They're fucking never say that. They're just coming more questions, why, why, why, until you don't who the fuck you were at the end of the conversation. It's insane deconstruction. It's amazed.
This's my daughter the other day. She's like, "Papa, why can't we go outside?"
"Well,cause it's rainy." "Why?"
"Well,water coming out of the sky." "Why?"
"Because it was in a cloud." "Why?"
"Well,clouds formed when there's vapor." "Why?"
"I don't know. I don't know any more things. Those are all the things I know." "Why?"
"Cause I'm stupid. Ok? I'm stupid." "Why?"
"Well,because I didn't pay attention to school. Ok? I went to school, but I didn't listen in class." "Why?"
"Cause I was high all the time. I smoked too much pot." "Why?"
"Cause my parents gave no guidance. They didn't give a shit." "Why?"
"Cause they fucked in a car and had me, and they resented me for taking their youth." "Why?"
"Cause they had bad morals, they just had no competence." "Why?"
"Cause they had shitty parents, just keep going like that. Cause fuck it, we are all alone in the universe. Nobody gives a shit about us."
I am gonna stop here to be polite to you for a second, but this go on for hours and hours,and it get so weird and abstract. and at the end, it's like "Why?"
"Well,because somethings are, and somethings are not." "Why?"
"Well,because things are not can't be." "Why?"
"Because they're nothing wouldn't be. You can't have fucking nothing, isn't? Everything is." "Why?"
"Causeif nothing wasn't, there will be fucking all kinds of shit that we don't like.Giant ass with top hat dancing around. There's no room for all that shit." "Why?"
"Well,I will fuck you, eat your French fries, you little shit. God damn it."
Thank you very much, everybody. Good night.Thank you.
-End-
so long...just saw it...hope i'm not too late...
Here's the thing, I never never never never judge other parents now, I never do, I used to, but I never do. Like u know when u see ur mother at Mcdonald's or someplace or in a toy store, and she just melting down on a kid, she's like, shut up, I hate u, u are ugly. and people sitting around going oh my goodness, she's a horrible mother. Guess what, those people aren't f***ing parents, they don't have kids! cause any parents who are in that store are thinking "what did that shitty kid do to that poor woman. that poor woman, i wish i could help." cause u don't know, man and u don't know. for it like when u see a parent it seems to be negligent. like [u are in] {i think it's the mistake of the speaker} u see a parent in Macdonald's with the kid like the parent i can't say shit anymore, just like collapse and all those shopping bags are just thrown everywhere. and the kid's happy, the kid's eating french fries. and the kid asked a question like: mama why is the sky blue? and she's like: just shut up and eat ur french fries. and u think what a terrible mother, why doesn't she answer her child? when i have a child i'll answer all of their questions, and open their minds to the wonders of the worlds. well, guess what, u don't know what the f*** u are talking about. u can't answer a kid's question, they don't accept any answer. a kid never goes: oh, thanks, i get it. they are f***ing never say that! they are keep coming, more questions, why, why, why. till u don't even know what the f*** u are anymore at the end of the conversation. it's insane deconstruction. it's amaz(amazing)
there's my daughter the other day, she's like: papa, why can't we go outside?
cause it's raining
why
well, water is coming out of the sky.
why
because it was in a cloud
why
well, clouds formed when there's vapor
why
i don't know. i don't know. that's i don't know anymore things. those are all the things i know
why
cause i'm stupid, okay? i'm stupid
why
well, because i didn't pay attention in school okay? i went to school but i didn't listen in class
why
cause i was high all the time i smoked too much pots
why
cause my parents gave me no guidance. they didn't give a shit
why
cause they f***ed in a car and had me, and they resented me for taking their youth
why
because they had bad morals, because they just had no compass.
why
cause they had shitty parents they just keep going like that
why
cause f***ed it. we are all alone in the universe. nobody gets their shit about us
i'm gonna stop here to be polite to u for a second, but this goes on for hours and hours. and it gets so weird and abstract at the end and it's like:
why
well because somethings are and somethings are not.
why
well that because things are not can't be
why
because there are nothing wouldn't be. u can't have f*** u nothing, isn't? everything is
why
cause there if nothing wasn't and there'll be f***ing all kinds of shit that we don't like. giant ass with top hat dancing around! there's no room for that shit.
why
i'll f*** u eat all ur french fries. u little shit god damn it.
thank u very much everybody, good night! thank u!
===The end===
not so organized because of the time...
I think Louzhu are just a expert,I feel I don't have such plenty of knowledge in the filed,I still have a long way to go.Thanks for you to inspire me.
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