求英语大神翻译 十万个冷笑话 第一集 ！机翻勿点！
作者&投稿：阮戴 （联系方式在网页底部的电邮联系）
十万个冷笑话中李静的口头禅是什~
李静:哦
李静:女士
女士:啊湘公
李静:夫人,你怀孕三年,终于诞生,硬,夫人
李静:出生的男性或女性的球球啊? ?
李静:你为什么有一个球! ! !
妻子:老公,剑刘邱!
李静:夫人莫局域网,要你经过3年零6个月,现在已经产生这样一个怪物,怪物在玩必须有!
夫人:“这不是我们的孩子!实话告诉你……球但我无事可做三年挖鼻孔时积累而成,一直隐藏所有,真的抱歉= =
李静:夫人,你敢钻头……
李静:什么,男孩? ?
Na咋:(袭击)。
Na咋:孩子在这里(袭击)
李静:[喷雾一百万年]希克斯为恶者看到剑
Na咋:[][两手空空在一所学校的孩子]爸爸不是一个怪物!为什么这个孩子他的剑与其他!
李静:闭嘴,我没有生活首先将空和孩子!
Na咋(袭击):爸爸,将孩子说,两手空空的手的手,不后我的技能,但爸爸你集是空的,100%是与手的手! ! !
李静:废话,即便如此,李说,一个女人或少女。我是英俊和高度尊重,妻子,你会生野生皮疹这? ? ? ?
Na咋:(袭击)所以这是它是什么。,爸爸不喜欢我的外表,它是容易的!虽然我觉得现在这样子很完美,在各种意义上,因为爸爸不喜欢它。
(Na咋]:在我的学校孩子出生之后,和一个新的图像从组的机会哦,哈哈。
李静(喜欢):嗯,这很好。
李静(愤怒):一个屁!你从哪里抄袭游戏!哈哈什么鬼!不要给自己设置!
人大:请选择您喜欢的图片。
李静:这是什么形式的游戏,与选定的头,或一个妹妹啊,从来没有见过这样的一个妹妹施瓦辛格。
李静:我仍然可以选择这个,这是我喜欢的类型。
人大:请选择爱裙子。
李静:[吞咽口水)这件衣服,不啊?但我喜欢。
人大:当设置完成,人物创建。
李静:这么快?图吗?不要设置吗?
升级后的版本的可爱Nezha[]:爸爸,这个新形象很提神。
李静:[在一百万年]希克斯
李静(愤怒)请你妹夫! ! !
小王呃:[有]两手空空
李静:王两个敢阻止我,你不会变得
小王呃:[荷兰]空脑袋委屈啊!我只是路过,不知道为什么身体突然不受控制,他跑用两手空空。
李静:[剑落),。
李静:我不能证明你不是我自己的。
李静:[天堂]作为支撑点的女儿。
升级后的版本的可爱Nezha[]:爸爸讨厌。
Na咋手李静了李Jinghun飞
升级后的版本的可爱Nezha[]:尽管父母可爱,但人家,充满。
升级后的版本的可爱Nezha[]:男! ! ! !子! ! ! !汗! ! ! !哟! ! ! !
Wang Er: Sir, sir lord king, lady she had
Li Jing: Oh
Li Jing: Lady
Lady: Ah Xiang Gong
Li Jing: Lady, you are pregnant for three years, was finally born, hard, lady
Li Jing: born a male or female ball ball ah??
Li Jing: Why did you have a ball!!!
Wife: husband, sword Liu qiu!
Li Jing: Lady Mo LAN, want to you after three years and zero six months, have now produced such a monster, a monster in the play must have!
Lady: 'this is not our children! To tell you the truth...... The ball but I have nothing to do three years digging a nostril accumulate and become, have been hiding all, really sorry = =
Li Jing: Lady, you dare to boring bit......
Li Jing: what, boy??
Na Zha: [attack].
Na Zha: [attack] child here
Li Jing: [spray a million years] Hicks evildoer see sword
Na Zha: [] [empty handed after a school child] daddy is not a monster! Why should the child his sword against the other!
Li Jing: shut up, I have no life first will empty with a child!
Na Zha [attack]: Daddy, will the child said, empty handed after hand to hand and not my skill, but daddy you set is empty, 100% is connected with the hand to hand!!!
Li Jing: bullshit, even so, Lee said of a woman or maiden. I be handsome and highly esteemed, wife, would you give birth to wild rash this????
Na Zha: [attack] so that is what it is., daddy didn't like my appearance, it is easy! Although I feel now this appearance is very perfect, in every sense, since daddy didn't like it.
[Na Zha]: in my school after the birth, and a new image from the set of opportunity Oh, lol.
Li Jing [like]: Well, that's good.
Li Jing [anger]: a fart! Where are you from copycat games! Lol what ghost! Don't give yourself up set!
NPC: Please select the one you like image.
Li Jing: This is what form of the game, with selected head, or a sister ah, never seen such a sister of Schwarzenegger.
Li Jing: I can still choose this, this is the type I like.
NPC: please choose love dress.
Li Jing: [swallow slobber] this dress, not ah? But I love.
NPC: when the setting is finished, the character creation.
Li Jing: so soon? Figure? Don't set?
The upgraded version of adorable Nezha []: Daddy, this new image is quite refreshing.
Li Jing: [after a million years] Hicks
Li Jing: [angry] please your brother-in-law!!!
Wang Er: [with a] empty handed
Li Jing: King two dare to stop me, you don't become
Wang Er: [with ing] empty head wronged ah! I just pass by, don't know why the body suddenly is not under control, he ran with a empty handed.
Li Jing: [sword fell] just,.
Li Jing: I can't prove you are not my own.
Li Jing: [heaven] as a strong point of the daughter.
The upgraded version of adorable Nezha []: Daddy hates.
Na Zha hands Li Jing slapped a fly Li Jinghun
The upgraded version of adorable Nezha []: Although parents cute, but the somebody else, is full of.
The upgraded version of adorable Nezha []: male!!!! Sub!!!! Sweat!!!! Yo!!!!
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小王呃:先生,先生王面前,女士李静:哦
李静:女士
女士:啊湘公
李静:夫人,你怀孕三年,终于诞生,硬,夫人
李静:出生的男性或女性的球球啊? ?
李静:你为什么有一个球! ! !
妻子:老公,剑刘邱!
李静:夫人莫局域网,要你经过3年零6个月,现在已经产生这样一个怪物,怪物在玩必须有!
夫人:“这不是我们的孩子!实话告诉你……球但我无事可做三年挖鼻孔时积累而成,一直隐藏所有,真的抱歉= =
李静:夫人,你敢钻头……
李静:什么,男孩? ?
Na咋:(袭击)。
Na咋:孩子在这里(袭击)
李静:[喷雾一百万年]希克斯为恶者看到剑
Na咋:[][两手空空在一所学校的孩子]爸爸不是一个怪物!为什么这个孩子他的剑与其他!
李静:闭嘴,我没有生活首先将空和孩子!
Na咋(袭击):爸爸,将孩子说,两手空空的手的手,不后我的技能,但爸爸你集是空的,100%是与手的手! ! !
李静:废话,即便如此,李说,一个女人或少女。我是英俊和高度尊重,妻子,你会生野生皮疹这? ? ? ?
Na咋:(袭击)所以这是它是什么。,爸爸不喜欢我的外表,它是容易的!虽然我觉得现在这样子很完美,在各种意义上,因为爸爸不喜欢它。
(Na咋]:在我的学校孩子出生之后,和一个新的图像从组的机会哦,哈哈。
李静(喜欢):嗯,这很好。
李静(愤怒):一个屁!你从哪里抄袭游戏!哈哈什么鬼!不要给自己设置!
人大:请选择您喜欢的图片。
李静:这是什么形式的游戏,与选定的头,或一个妹妹啊,从来没有见过这样的一个妹妹施瓦辛格。
李静:我仍然可以选择这个,这是我喜欢的类型。
人大:请选择爱裙子。
李静:[吞咽口水)这件衣服,不啊?但我喜欢。
人大:当设置完成,人物创建。
李静:这么快?图吗?不要设置吗?
升级后的版本的可爱Nezha[]:爸爸,这个新形象很提神。
李静:[在一百万年]希克斯
李静(愤怒)请你妹夫! ! !
小王呃:[有]两手空空
李静:王两个敢阻止我,你不会变得
小王呃:[荷兰]空脑袋委屈啊!我只是路过,不知道为什么身体突然不受控制,他跑用两手空空。
李静:[剑落),。
李静:我不能证明你不是我自己的。
李静:[天堂]作为支撑点的女儿。
升级后的版本的可爱Nezha[]:爸爸讨厌。
Na咋手李静了李Jinghun飞
升级后的版本的可爱Nezha[]:尽管父母可爱,但人家,充满。
升级后的版本的可爱Nezha[]:男! ! ! !子! ! ! !汗! ! ! !哟! ! ! !
Wang Er: Sir, sir lord king, lady she had
Li Jing: Oh
Li Jing: Lady
Lady: Ah Xiang Gong
Li Jing: Lady, you are pregnant for three years, was finally born, hard, lady
Li Jing: born a male or female ball ball ah??
Li Jing: Why did you have a ball!!!
Wife: husband, sword Liu qiu!
Li Jing: Lady Mo LAN, want to you after three years and zero six months, have now produced such a monster, a monster in the play must have!
Lady: 'this is not our children! To tell you the truth...... The ball but I have nothing to do three years digging a nostril accumulate and become, have been hiding all, really sorry = =
Li Jing: Lady, you dare to boring bit......
Li Jing: what, boy??
Na Zha: [attack].
Na Zha: [attack] child here
Li Jing: [spray a million years] Hicks evildoer see sword
Na Zha: [] [empty handed after a school child] daddy is not a monster! Why should the child his sword against the other!
Li Jing: shut up, I have no life first will empty with a child!
Na Zha [attack]: Daddy, will the child said, empty handed after hand to hand and not my skill, but daddy you set is empty, 100% is connected with the hand to hand!!!
Li Jing: bullshit, even so, Lee said of a woman or maiden. I be handsome and highly esteemed, wife, would you give birth to wild rash this????
Na Zha: [attack] so that is what it is., daddy didn't like my appearance, it is easy! Although I feel now this appearance is very perfect, in every sense, since daddy didn't like it.
[Na Zha]: in my school after the birth, and a new image from the set of opportunity Oh, lol.
Li Jing [like]: Well, that's good.
Li Jing [anger]: a fart! Where are you from copycat games! Lol what ghost! Don't give yourself up set!
NPC: Please select the one you like image.
Li Jing: This is what form of the game, with selected head, or a sister ah, never seen such a sister of Schwarzenegger.
Li Jing: I can still choose this, this is the type I like.
NPC: please choose love dress.
Li Jing: [swallow slobber] this dress, not ah? But I love.
NPC: when the setting is finished, the character creation.
Li Jing: so soon? Figure? Don't set?
The upgraded version of adorable Nezha []: Daddy, this new image is quite refreshing.
Li Jing: [after a million years] Hicks
Li Jing: [angry] please your brother-in-law!!!
Wang Er: [with a] empty handed
Li Jing: King two dare to stop me, you don't become
Wang Er: [with ing] empty head wronged ah! I just pass by, don't know why the body suddenly is not under control, he ran with a empty handed.
Li Jing: [sword fell] just,.
Li Jing: I can't prove you are not my own.
Li Jing: [heaven] as a strong point of the daughter.
The upgraded version of adorable Nezha []: Daddy hates.
Na Zha hands Li Jing slapped a fly Li Jinghun
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