用In fact，the love is a joke（事实上，这爱只是一个玩笑）写一篇英语作文，自多点呀。。。。。
1.My Favorite Season（我最喜爱的季节） 2.My English Teacher（我的英文老师）3.My Favorite Animal（我最喜爱的动物）~二篇 4.How To Live（如何过活）5.Shopping（上街购物） 6.My Family（我的家庭）~六篇7.Learning Foreign Language（学外语） 8.One Is Such a Bad Number（一号不是好号码）9.My Idol（我的偶像） 10.Music（音乐）11.My Super Mother（我的超级妈妈） 12.Aliens（外星人）13.My Friend Charles （我的朋友查理） 14.A Wonderful Day （美妙的一天）15.Save the Endangered Animals（ 拯救濒临绝种动物） 16.The Worst Pet in the World I Think（我认为最坏的宠物） 17.My Favorite Animal（我最喜爱的动物） 18.Chinese New Year（春节）~三篇19.E-mail（电子邮件） 20. A Joke（一个笑话）21.Let’s Remove Drunk Driving（消除酒醉驾车） 22.My Favorite TV Program（我最爱的电视节目）23.My Good Friend（我的好朋友）~五篇 24.My Idol（我的偶像）25.The Operation （手术） 26.My Father（我的父亲） Mother（我的 母亲）三篇27.Hobby（嗜好）~二篇 28.My Favorite Book（我最喜爱的书）29.Learning Through My Idol（向偶像学习）~二篇 30.Great Trip（太棒的旅行）31.I Have Two Dogs（我有两只狗） 32.My Family（我的家）33.My Favorite Movies（我最喜爱的电影） 34.Beautiful Taiwan（美丽的台湾）35.My Classmates（我的同班同学） 36.Summer Vacation（暑假）37.Life in New Zealand（生活于纽西兰） 38.My Favorite Activity（我最喜爱的活动）39.Student Life（学生生活） 40.Summer Camp（夏天露营）41.Desert Island（荒岛） 42.My Feature（我的特色）43.My Favorite Teacher（我最喜爱的老师） 44.Impolite Jack（没礼貌的杰克）45.Self Introduction（自我介绍）~二篇 46.Read More Magazines（多读杂志）47.My Trip to Japan（日本之旅） 48.Last Saturday（上周六）49.Computers, the Internet and Life（计算机、网络和生活） 50.Sympathy（同情心）51.Helping Others Is the Source of Happiness（助人为快乐之本） 52.Flight with the Night（与夜同逝）诗53.The Best Holiday I Have Ever Had（我曾度过最好的假日） 54.My First Field Trip in Junior High（我的国中首次校外旅游）55.My Class(我的班级) 56.A World Without Trees（没有树木的世界）57.Becoming a Good Student（成为一个好学生） 58.A Man's Worth Cannot Be Measured by His Looks（不能用外表来衡量一个人的价值）59.Weight Loss（减肥） 60.Cultivate Your Character（培养你的个性）61.Friends（朋友） 62.People Riding At Full Speed（飚车）63.Sportsmanship（运动家精神） 64.Gym Class（体育课）
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题目：In Fact,The Love Is A Joke内容：I never forget the thing that happened in the last year.
Betty was my girl friend,and we loved each other deeply（深深地）.But I have left her since last year.
It was April 1st,2011,the world's funniest festival —— April Fool's Day.I was cooking a delicious cake when the door bell rang in the morning.I put down the cake and rushed to open the door quickly.To my surprise,a beautiful girl was standing in front of my house and she was Betty!I felt very happy,and I asked Betty to get into my house.Betty looked around everywhere in my house after she got in.She was very surprised with my house and said:"Dear,your house is the smallest one that I have ever seen!"Then I answered:"Yeah,you are right.My house is very small but lovely.""Okay,I agree with your idea,"She said:"and by the way,this afternoon we will have a party.Beacuse everyone in our class has finished his study work,you know.And we should have a party to celebrate.The great party will be held in our school."“But Betty,I'm so …”I wasn't finished,Betty suddenly said:"You mean that you are too busy to go to the party?Yeah,you needn't go there,none will say something about you.But,dear,"She put her one hand on my shoulder slowly and said:"could you consider（考虑） my feelings（感受）?I will feel lonely if you go with me…"Then she began to cry.I could hardly believe the party was so important to Betty,so I promised her request（要求）.
But I thought it was just a joke from my heart because of April Fool's Day,I didn't leave from my house this afternon.
The next day,I received a message（短信） from Betty,the message content（内容）mainly meant about that how angry Betty was with what I do yesterday.Because yesterday afternoon I hadn't gone to the party,and Betty also said that she wouldn't love me just like before besides these.I was so repentant（后悔的） that I couldn't control myself stop crying after looking over these.
We have said good-bye（分手） to each other since that day,and I have never seen her again.
Maybe you want to ask me why I left Betty?I will tell you that it isn't completely（完全地） my fault（错误）,I have lost my lover（爱人） because of the world's “funniest” festival —— April Fool's Day.I have also hated the day deeply since then.
I just want to say that I'm sorry,and I love you,Betty.
In fact,I know,the love is a joke.
中英意译：
我永远不会忘记去年发生的事。
贝蒂是我的女友，并且我们深爱着彼此。但是自从去年我离开了她。
那天是在2011年4月1日，世界上最有趣的节日——愚人节。早晨，当门铃响起时我正在烹制一块美味的蛋糕。我放下蛋糕并且快速奔向门边。令我感到意外的是，有一位漂亮的女孩正站在我的屋前，并且她是贝蒂！我感到非常高兴，并且让贝蒂进到我的屋子里。贝蒂在她进来之后环视了我屋子的每个地方。她对于我的房子感到很惊讶并且说道：“亲爱的，你的房子是我曾见过的最小的一个！”这时我说：“是的，你说得没错。我的房子是很小，但是很可爱。”“好的，我同意你的观点，”她说：“顺便说一下，今天下午我们将有一个聚会。因为你知道，我们班上的每个人已经完成了他的学业。并且我们应该有一个聚会去庆祝一下。这个重要的聚会将在我们学校举行。”“但是贝蒂，我……”我还没有说完，贝蒂忽然说道：“你意思是你太忙了以至于不能去参加聚会吗？是的，你不必去那里，没有人将会说你什么。但是，亲爱的，”她把她的一只手缓缓放在我的肩上并且说道：“你能考虑我的感受吗？如果没有你和我一起，我将会感到孤独……”此时她开始哭泣。我几乎不能相信这个聚会对于贝蒂来说如此重要，所以我答应了她的要求。
但是我从心中认为它只是一个玩笑，由于愚人节的缘故。这天下午，我没有离开我的房子。
第二天，我收到了一条来自贝蒂的短信，短信的内容主要意思是贝蒂对于我昨天的做法是多么的气愤。因为昨天下午我没有参加聚会，并且除了这些，贝蒂还说她将不会仅仅像从前那样爱我了。看完这些之后，我是如此的懊悔以至于无法控制自己去停止哭泣。
自从那天起，我们已经分手，并且我再也没有见到她了。
或许你想问我，为什么我离开了贝蒂？我将会告诉你这不完全是我的错，因为世界上“最有趣”的节日——愚人节的缘故，我失去了我所爱的人。自从那时起，我也深深地痛恨这一天。
贝蒂，我只是想说对不起，并且我爱你。
事实上，我知道，这爱是只一个玩笑。
（亲，我已经很努力了，打字真的很累哦，绝对原创，“一分耕耘一分收获”，请问您能不能加些分呢？感谢合作^-^）
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in reality, people tend to love various things in their lives, sometimes love refers to not only the relationship with our parents and peers, but also the relentless addiction to games. Underlying this common practice, i couldn't help but wonder, what is to love?
As i believe, one's love for parents is paramount, for his or her parents are the ones who gave birth to the baby and raised this child regardless of all difficulties ahead of them. Without the love to one's parents, one cannot be an excellent person, not morally, hence, not a whole person at all. We all should remember who got our back no matter what came by, who had been constant shelters when we came along, who, the two persons in the entire world, never abandoned us when we went down.
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