请英语高手帮我翻译个简单的短短的剧本~

作者&投稿:王种 (联系方式在网页底部的电邮联系)
帮我翻译以下剧本里的对白 都是我自己写的 不必要的地方我都删除了 可能读起来不太好理解什么意思~

a:作者:あ、すぐに授业になりました!早くは遅刻しました!
b:わかった!だって、あなたを见るためにレイカーズ戦の结果だ。
a:あなたの何してるの?
b:わたしの纽が开けられた
a:レースクィーン?)
二
b:しょうってことだよね?あの変态先生もう授业を受けました。
a:サボりしましょう。きっといま入って死の惨憺たるものだった。
b:よし。
三
a:本当に気持ちになる。たまに授业がない感じでもいい。
b:そうですね。ねぇ、明日はcの诞生日。と闻いていなければならないという一つの诞生パーティーだったのだろうか。何かプレゼントを用意してある。送ってあげましたか。
a:まだ。下校してしばらくしてみよう。
b:うん、いいよ。授业が终わって、早く帰ろうか」いわ
a:行きましょう
四
d:おまえたち二人は午后どこ走って行きましたか。
a、b:先生、彼が病気で、私に付き添って病院に行く。
d:お二人はバカじゃないですか。
五
e:今日の卫生、お愿いします。
c:明日は私の诞生日で、○○班に一つのバースデーパーティ、おまえたちでね。
a、b、e:よし!
c:私は数の兵舎の设営场所で、一绪に突き落とすはいかがですか。ここは四人が舍纸飞行机)
c:一つ、二つ、三つ!
d:谁がやってるの?て下りてきます!!
a、b、c、e:悪い、逃げろ!
6
a、b、e:诞生日おめでとうございます!乾杯しよう。
c:ありがとうございます。
a、b:つまらないもの、つまらない。あなたの(赠り物)なのか。
e:私の……少し……
c:大丈夫だよ、この地球上(だろう
e:よし。くれてやる。
c:お言叶に甘えました(期待のうち……)
c:私はあなたを杀したら!!
七
b:もしもし、しなければならない授业を受けました。日本语の授业は试験ですね!
a:うん、行きましょう。

Journey to the West in mind --- Land of Peach Blossoms
Voice Over: Tang as saying to the West learn from the three, the three men over the Longquan Mountain, arrived at the Sunshine City. Peach everywhere here, very beautiful (scenic) around the three tired, stop and rest a while

Tang: Wukong, ah, for the ventral division of hunger, to go play some game, we should not be elements of meat
Sun: Master, you are not weight loss is it?
Tang:别傻, and did not see the division has been hungry for skinny it? (Such as a spare)
Sun: Well Well, I'll go, Journey to Journey, take care of master. I'll be back soon
Tang: This Hericium, English has been getting better and better
Pigs: Master, I see he is English after a 4 feel dissatisfied, so hard day and night more than I would like to
Tang: so ga.


Tang: Well, Journey. You see. From the other side is a beauty (for view-like)
Pig: wow. . . Really, good好漂亮啊(very beautiful)
Tang (delivery handkerchief) rub your saliva under

(Women's Durian .. wall)
Pig: stop! Hello girls, how old, What's your name, parents SHANG Jia, your mother name?
白骨精: (open pig) is a small woman, a superstar from somewhere Jingjing (modeling)
Tang, pigs: wow, so white, so beautiful
Sun: (a sudden jump out of) where the monster, Master Don't worry .. I'll also, who are you?
Sun, white (closer)
Sun: So were you, how are you, really you? Monica
White: Steven, it is really you? (For visual, affection)
Pig: OH, my god Lovers.师兄Who is she?
Sun: Monica and I are high school students
White: Steven at that time is of the sports class members, I am the representative of English
White: She gave me every day at home
Sun: She help me homework every day
White Sun (palm in hand seemed to be out memories)
Tang: Only you!!
Sun: Oh, Master (dilemma) (look around)
Pig: I have a master teacher a good idea, Miss Bai put together, we learn (speaking close to being beaten Sun)
Tang: It is a good idea, white, you are willing to follow me?
White: In order to孙孙, what I am willing!
White Sun: Oh dear ....................

W:Student,you are sitting on my seat~
X:(Silent)
W:Hey, guy!
X:What on earth do you want to do?
W:I want my chair.
X:(Hand him another chair)
W:(Got Confused)
X:It's a chair. Now you can sit down now.
W:Why?
X:Because I'm rich.
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L:Class begins!
XM:Hello teacher!
L:En? Student X, who is he?(Pointing at H)
X:My new worker, you don't have the need to care him.
L:Ok, that's alright. Now I'm going to ask us a question.
How to say this in English?(Have the board with "CARELESS" on)
L:Isn't it "~~"?
X:NO NO NO
L:Ok, student X, don't you know?
X:Certainly, it's very easy!
L:Then, please give the answer.
X:The correct answer is, "~~".
L:WHAT? Sit down, think carefully for a while!
W:Teacher, I can~
L:Good, it's your turn.
W:~~
L:Very good!
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W:Hello, this is W!
~~
W:Oh, that is Bill. Gates. How have you been?
~~
W:What? You want me to lend you 100 millon dollars? ..... OK OK! No problem.
~~
W:En, Good Bye.
......
X:SORRY SORRY
W:What on earth are you doing?
X:Sir, give me some money, please.
(Begging)
w:......, Hey, aren't you X? Long time no see, how have you been?
X:I am pretty fine(......)
W:......, money? No problem. (Suggest H) Give him!
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L:This story tells us: Tea really spreads good smell, just after times of hot watering, life is like tea, life needs practice! Success is after a steping stone called failure! It's the same as that rainbow is seen just after wind and rain!

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